Cuni, Cuni Gushepellumbi :P

Nje cun i vogel pyet babin:
-O ba o ba si kam lindur une?
I thot babi :
-Ty te keqen babi te ka gjetur mami ne nje trendafil.
-O ba o ba po ti si ke lindur?
-Mua te keqen baja me ka gjetur gjyshja jote dmth nena ime ne nje borsilok.
-Po mire po gjyshi si ka lindur?
-Gjyshin e ka gjetur e jema e tij ne nje karafil.
Dhe cuni i deshperuar ja kthen te jatit:
-Po mireee o baaaa asnje nga fisi jone nuk ben sex?!
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Ne rrezik e ne nevoje secili per hesp te vet

Funny Sayings

 

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.

- Buster Keaton

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
- Unknown

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
“Does this taste funny to you?”
- Unknown

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

Isn’t it funny howthe people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up.
- Unknown

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
- Unknown