A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.

- Buster Keaton

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
- Unknown

Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
“Does this taste funny to you?”
- Unknown

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov

Isn’t it funny howthe people who want quiet are always the loudest trying to get everyone else to shut up.
- Unknown

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
- Unknown